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Patricia
27-11-2006, 09:30 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)




(wait for it)





The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day




Mad Old Cow
27-11-2006, 09:37 PM
Yes Patric, i grinned, I'm still grinning.
i liked that one, I printed out a joke from Grammy jo a few weeks ago 'Redneck Daughter" i took it up to queensland to read out to everyone & I'm still showing it back here & i am still laughing, it was so funny

jens
27-11-2006, 09:39 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO Hearty laughter here!

grammyjo
27-11-2006, 10:03 PM
Thank you, I love it! Going to send it to my friends.


Jo

chau
27-11-2006, 10:29 PM
Cute...brings back childhood memories...thanks for sharing

yomamma
27-11-2006, 11:25 PM
my oh my oh my never even saw that coming

nj27au
27-11-2006, 11:47 PM
LMAO LMAO very funny.

Stormy
28-11-2006, 02:02 PM
Yep...grinning ear to ear :D

sandydee
28-11-2006, 10:48 PM
:yes: LMAO here too, and :yes: i was singing it too:hehe: love it!!!

Rachel
29-11-2006, 03:48 AM
LMAO LMAO LMAO I like it!!! Some very clever people ou there that come up with these!

Kerry
30-11-2006, 12:26 PM
I enjoyedLMAO LMAO Thankyou:yes:

Sonnie
09-12-2006, 08:58 PM
Yes I sang it, and grinned too. :D Very cute.

Telori
02-01-2007, 09:58 PM
It got a smirk :hehe:

grammyjo
02-01-2007, 10:49 PM
Still enjoying it.



Jo

djmastermum
06-01-2007, 05:28 PM
An oldie but a goodie!

nj27au
06-01-2007, 09:37 PM
Read it again and still smiled.

celestialwishing
09-01-2007, 10:05 AM
Thanks a lot, I enjoyed that. Sitting here with my coffee trying to wake up and that did it for me. lmao

CarolineBreck
09-01-2007, 10:47 AM
hahahaha LMAO

mummyof3babes
09-01-2007, 02:55 PM
LMAO haha yes I'm grinning (and I was also singing it!):jump:

Barbara
11-01-2007, 06:40 PM
:hehe: very clever :yes:

Patricia
11-01-2007, 06:56 PM
Still gets me :D every time ...LMAO

gracie
15-01-2007, 10:27 PM
I have only just read this........and I have tears lol - oh made my night.