Cows

[Patricia]

Two cows in a paddock....

First says "moo"....

Second says " you cow, i was gonna say that!"


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One cow turns to another and says ' What do you think about this Mad Cow's disease business?'.

The second cow replied ' Don't ask me, I 'm a helicopter'...

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[nj27au]

LMAO LMAO cute.

[Mad Old Cow]

oh now i love that one

[Kerry]

I love these type of jokes:jump: They are so stupid they're funnyLMAO

[~Jodie~]

LMAO LMAO Have you been talking to Lucy again :hehe:

[jens]

Lmao Lmao Lmao

[yomamma]

where do cows go for fun???



To the moovies.

[Mad Old Cow]

OMG yoyo that was sick, you just made that up didn't you LMAO

[yomamma]

what are cows favourite dance???




the milk shake

[Rachel]

LMAO who would have thought there would be so many cow jokes!
Cows are the new blondes!

[~CJJHRA~]

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"


What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"


How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator


Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry

[Patricia]

LMAO LMAO

Keep em comin girls :P

[Mad Old Cow]

i love these cow jokes, well, i love cows too

[mummyof3babes]

LMAO :clap: