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A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat
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mel35
16-08-2005, 04:49 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her
Leigh
17-08-2005, 07:13 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth
Helen
17-08-2005, 07:38 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into
mel35
17-08-2005, 10:30 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG
mel35
22-08-2005, 06:40 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the
Leigh
24-08-2005, 10:32 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough
mel35
24-08-2005, 05:15 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has
~Janet~
24-08-2005, 08:16 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck
Lil_Ems
25-08-2005, 07:22 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between
mel35
25-08-2005, 09:09 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs!
mel35
27-08-2005, 12:49 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What
shelli
27-08-2005, 01:28 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened
Lis4680
27-08-2005, 07:23 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday
mel35
27-08-2005, 11:30 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was
debambam
28-08-2005, 11:15 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly
mel35
31-08-2005, 05:38 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today
Barbara
02-09-2005, 01:16 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except
shelli
02-09-2005, 08:17 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked
..poor Grandma :Hehe:
Barbara
06-09-2005, 05:51 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy
mel35
08-09-2005, 05:15 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard
Manda
08-09-2005, 08:36 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which
Barbara
09-09-2005, 07:48 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce
mel35
10-09-2005, 12:23 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had mixed
Barbara
10-09-2005, 10:41 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had mixed with
mel35
11-09-2005, 01:03 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had mixed with green
Barbara
11-09-2005, 07:39 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had mixed with green potatoes.
mel35
11-09-2005, 10:58 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had mixed with green potatoes. When
Barbara
12-09-2005, 03:25 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat her teeth into one! OMG the playdough has stuck between my boobs! What happened yesterday was surprisingly like today except Grandma sucked lumpy custard which Bruce had mixed with green potatoes. When will
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