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Pam
25-08-2005, 11:34 PM
Too funny not to share with you all LMAO


Your Clothes:

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.



Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.



The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, colour-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?



Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.



Dummies:

1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.



Changing:

1st baby: You change your baby's nappies every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.



Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.



Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.



At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.



Swallowing Coins:

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his pocket money!! :Hehe:




MissieK
26-08-2005, 02:54 PM
ROLF - Love it!

Melissa

Tora
26-08-2005, 08:57 PM
Pam that is brilliant, and I can SO relate to that!! :D


Anne (Tora)

mel35
27-08-2005, 12:58 AM
Pam that cracked me up, and sooooo true ( it gets even worse by the time you get to no 5 child) :D

My eldest daughter found it was easier to go and get the bottle for my youngest when she woke up in the middle of the night, than trying to wake me up :blush:

Pam
27-08-2005, 07:39 AM
ROFL, Perhaps you can add what happens with 4th & 5th child for us then Mel :D

mel35
27-08-2005, 11:20 PM
I better not DOCS might be on my doorstep tomorrow!


Only joking :D

debambam
28-08-2005, 11:52 PM
LMAO LOVE IT...i've seen similiar ones and they are all good....

ohsocrazi
29-08-2005, 12:07 PM
I love it, and so so true i am up to number four she is nearly 5 months old my sister looked after all four of them (she'll never have kids now) and i did not call once i got a motel room and slept for 6 hours staight then went out for lunch and then went back to the room slept again then had dinner then dragged my nearly rejuvenated body back home. :D

Ness
09-09-2005, 01:49 PM
That is funny as I love it :D

miss.terious
20-09-2005, 01:09 PM
really funny... :D
now i know why, being the youngest didnt get me much attention from mama!!! ;(

~Jodie~
01-11-2005, 04:26 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO

Thats fantastic, I'm still in tears from giggling


.:clap: :clap: :clap:

crashtestwoman
02-11-2005, 08:57 AM
What a crackupLMAO
Only trouble with me is that I waited 6 years to have my second child and then 12 years to have my third.
I can relate to having the first child 3 times. AHHHHHHHHHHH
And yet I still do for my baby all the things that you do for a 3 child. Man I better have another quick hey so I can get the whole experience.
:waves:

Manda
07-11-2005, 12:56 PM
LMAO love it !

Alexa
11-11-2005, 01:47 PM
I think this is brilliant, printed it out and showed it too my ex sister in law, she has it on her fridge, she totally agrees, esp about the third...LMAO

Where do u find these very funny things???