brain cramps

[DAMATREE]

Brain Cramps
:P
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?


Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but
we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with
all
those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your
life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for
federal anti-smoking campaign.


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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body,"--Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in
the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm
just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies
manager,
Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in
our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !)

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
eed?" --Lee Iacocca

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"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton,
President

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" "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there
is
a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go
to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S.
Fowler, FCC Chairman

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:D

....Feeling smarter yet?

[mel35]

LMAO The things people say!!!!

[MissieK]

ROFL, Too funny!

Melissa

[Naomi]

Politicians say the stupidest things ... I mean, you don't really expect people in entertainment/sport to necessarily be overly intelligent (Hello, Warnie!), but when the people who are supposed to be running the State or Country say some of these things, you really have to wonder. I love some of the things George Bush has come out with. His poor advisers must cringe sometimes. It's entertaining, though!

They misunderestimated me.
- US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2000 in Bentonville, Arkansas)

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- US President George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
- US President George W. Bush (2000?)

Reading is the basics for all learning.
- US President George W. Bush (Discussing his "Reading First" plan in Reston, Virginia, March 28, 2000)

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
- US President George W. Bush (January 11, 2000)

Our nation must come together to unite.
- US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
- US President George W. Bush (Concord, New Hampshire, January 29, 2000)

If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!
- US President George W. Bush (November 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community College)

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
- US President George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family
- US President George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)

This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed.
- US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2003 in Washington, D.C.)

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
- US President George W. Bush (October 2000)

I think we agree, the past is over.
- US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)

[suze2chat]

[I]god help us if howard is that stupid!!!!!!!!

[miss.terious]

pretty cool eh, guess if those ppl who concocted these delightful quipz read it, theyd probably want to eat their wordz...heee
jus read the quote on mariah carey again.. datz really gross isnt it? i mean almost like so-help-me-god-im-rich-id-like-2-kick-ur-butt-while-im-up-here kind of talk...
gee... i love mariah but thats pretty arrogant talk ...