MariaZen
07-01-2006, 01:04 AM
The Enlightenment Quiz below is to test on how close you are in attaining the ultimate path of enlightenment. Give yourself one point for every correct answer, minus a point for every incorrect answer; divide the total score by the number of questions. What do you get? Then, wonder in amusement why bother doing this quiz in the first place.
1.) Yin and
a) Zen b) Tonic c) Yang d) Win
2.) The path of enlightenment is reach once you see….
a) A pair of comfortable shoes
b) A turquoise necklace
c) A beautiful tote bag
d) An Ipod Nano
3) Samsara is…
a) A moisturizer with ylang ylang extract
b) Indian Princess
c) A type of Sushi
d) Should I know her?
4) I-Ching is….
a) Chinese for sneeze b) Green tea c) fried rice with prawns d) Your grandma’s etching instrument
5) Karma is the belief that…
a) Life is a box of chocolates, you will never know what you are going to get.
b) Go to bed late and you will wake up late
c) A circle does not have any corners?
d) Wax on, wax off.
6) Yogi and Yogini have joined forces to become….
a) Yogi and Yogini Pty Ltd
b) The best and nutritious yoghurt in the universe
c) Mr and Mrs Yogini
d) Yo and Yo Partnership
7) Swami is….
a) A type of salami
b) My next door neighbour
c) A pork bun
d) A floating device
8) Paramita is ….
a) The little girl from Parrammatta
b) A little piranha
c) A little mite
d) Que Por Favor?
9)The mantra Om ah hum vajra guru pema siddhi hum means...
a) I have a frog in my throat.
b) LOL
c) C u r 2 happy 2 go 2 shop on the w/e after NYE.
d) Hmnnnnnn…..I want to eat more meatballs.
10) An example of Zen Koan: “Two hands clap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?” The sound of one hand clap can be compared to…
a) The sound of raising an eyebrow
b) The sound of a half smile by raising the right corner of your upper lip
c) Only A is correct.
d) Both A & B
0-2 You are so not connected to the spiritual path of enlightenment. Go on and hire Karate Kid, san as your starting point.
3-5 Close but still far. Does that make sense? You need to read more about Sun Signs and Mandala Your Life.
5-8 You are getting closer. The light bulb is getting brighter and brighter each day. You are more yoga than yoga, more vegan than a vegan.You live and breathe Feng Shui.
9-10 Wow, you are so Zen! No doubt you might take over from the Dalai Lama one day. You have definitely reach the path of enlightenment.
The above Quiz is an original from me with this link as my inspiration.http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/quiz/X0001_Enlightenment_Quiz.html
1.) Yin and
a) Zen b) Tonic c) Yang d) Win
2.) The path of enlightenment is reach once you see….
a) A pair of comfortable shoes
b) A turquoise necklace
c) A beautiful tote bag
d) An Ipod Nano
3) Samsara is…
a) A moisturizer with ylang ylang extract
b) Indian Princess
c) A type of Sushi
d) Should I know her?
4) I-Ching is….
a) Chinese for sneeze b) Green tea c) fried rice with prawns d) Your grandma’s etching instrument
5) Karma is the belief that…
a) Life is a box of chocolates, you will never know what you are going to get.
b) Go to bed late and you will wake up late
c) A circle does not have any corners?
d) Wax on, wax off.
6) Yogi and Yogini have joined forces to become….
a) Yogi and Yogini Pty Ltd
b) The best and nutritious yoghurt in the universe
c) Mr and Mrs Yogini
d) Yo and Yo Partnership
7) Swami is….
a) A type of salami
b) My next door neighbour
c) A pork bun
d) A floating device
8) Paramita is ….
a) The little girl from Parrammatta
b) A little piranha
c) A little mite
d) Que Por Favor?
9)The mantra Om ah hum vajra guru pema siddhi hum means...
a) I have a frog in my throat.
b) LOL
c) C u r 2 happy 2 go 2 shop on the w/e after NYE.
d) Hmnnnnnn…..I want to eat more meatballs.
10) An example of Zen Koan: “Two hands clap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?” The sound of one hand clap can be compared to…
a) The sound of raising an eyebrow
b) The sound of a half smile by raising the right corner of your upper lip
c) Only A is correct.
d) Both A & B
0-2 You are so not connected to the spiritual path of enlightenment. Go on and hire Karate Kid, san as your starting point.
3-5 Close but still far. Does that make sense? You need to read more about Sun Signs and Mandala Your Life.
5-8 You are getting closer. The light bulb is getting brighter and brighter each day. You are more yoga than yoga, more vegan than a vegan.You live and breathe Feng Shui.
9-10 Wow, you are so Zen! No doubt you might take over from the Dalai Lama one day. You have definitely reach the path of enlightenment.
The above Quiz is an original from me with this link as my inspiration.http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/quiz/X0001_Enlightenment_Quiz.html