~Jodie~
13-01-2006, 09:28 AM
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
3. He does not GET LOST - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4. He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLOCLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - he is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - he develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not a W*NKER - he is an OWNER OPERATOR
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
3. He does not GET LOST - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
4. He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLOCLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - he is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - he develops RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not a W*NKER - he is an OWNER OPERATOR