I kicked a cat because I'm cool

[Pam]

this is pretty funny...

First, pick the first letter of your LAST name:

A: I sucked on
B: I ate
C: I killed
D: I licked
E: I stabbed
F: I sat on
G: I ****ed
H: I slapped
I: I made out with
J: I raped
K: I bit
L: I played with
M: I shit on
N: I kissed
O: I grabbed
P: I kicked
Q: I laid
R: I pissed on
S: I shot
T: I humped
U: I fingered
V: I watched
W: I punched
X: I stripped for
Y: I ran away from
Z: I made

Now pick your DAY of birth:

1: a dog
2: myself
3: a telephone
4: a tree
5: a cat
6: my mom
7: paper
8: a chair
9: a computer
10: a book
11: a moose
12: your mom
13: a dead person
14: a rat
15: a hooker
16: a librarian
17: a blade of grass
18: a teacher
19: a window
20: a door
21: a desk
22: a cup
23: coffee
24: you
25: a pie
26: a bird
27: a llama
28: it
29: a cupcake
30: poo
31: my dad

Now pick your birth month:
January: because im gay
February: because i was pissed off
March: because I had to take a crap
April: because I was horny
May: because I was bored
June: because I wanted to
July: Because Im cool
August: because its a hobby
September: because I can
October: because im mentally ill
November: because I am lonley
December: because you're a bitch

[floria]

I killed a tree because I was bored.


that was pretty lame :jump:

[MissieK]

I bit a telephone because im mentally ill

Melissa

[Naomi]

I $#it on a moose because I had to take a crap.

Aren't I charming?

[floria]

Naomi, your has to be the best so far:jump:

[Barbara]

LMAO @ Naomi


I punched a Hooker because I can

[Supa]

I kicked a book because Im mentally ill

[Patricia]

I sat on you because you're a bitch! LMAO

Poor you!

[Denise]

:jump: I sh*t on a telephone because I'm gay:jump: Thats just lovely

My 15yr daughter
I sh*t on a cup because I'm cool LMAO LMAO

My 8yr son
I licked a dog because I was pissed off LMAO LMAO

My 5yr son
I licked a cat because I was lonely LMAO LMAO

My OH
I licked a librarian because its a hobby LMAO

[~Jodie~]

LMAO LMAO LMAO

I sh*t on a teacher Because Im cool



LMAO

[Jewly]

Mine is....

I shot it because I was horny LMAO

and Zac's is...

I shot my mom because I'm mentally ill LMAO

[Barbara]

DH was "I punched my dad because I am gay" LMAO

[nj27au]

I sucked on a rat because I was lonely.

[AngelaE]

I stabbed a rat because I'm cool.

Damn straight!!

[Belldyl]

I humped a teacher because i'm lonely!! LMAO LMAO

[Marilyn]

I punched a dead person because I'm COOLLMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Leigh]

Ahhh..and now the truth is known, your all a bunch of whackos! LOL

I licked a blade of grass, becuase its a hobby.

[mel35]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

I sucked on you because I was pi$$ed off.

[lucy]

I ****ed Myself Because I Am Mentally Ill

[lOvingKWTP]

LOL they're funny..
Mine is, "I sh!t on a teacher because I can".

[michelle_72]

I shot a blade of grass because I was horny!! Well I'm sure I could've done more than that if that was the case!! rofl

[drdolly]

i killed a blade of grass because its a hobby.

i need to get a new hobby.

[Leigh]

Do we share the same birthday Colleen? I also have a grass hobby :Hehe:

[drdolly]

17th august? either that or i wrote down the wrong hobby?!

[Leigh]

Yes, 17th of August..great day to be born :D

[sandramay]

I killed a moose because I had to take a crap. haha oh my word.

[sandramay]

I $#it on a moose because I had to take a crap.

Aren't I charming?

The 11th Of March is better than the 17th of August :-P

[Luv Angel Musik Babee]

I shot a book because I was horny LMAO

Oh man that it too funny!!!

[willow]

I killed a door because I'm gay.

How do you kill a door???

[sandramay]

i'd be more concerned as to why you killed it because you are gay *L* i mean you can kill it by taking at an axe to it, but doing it because you're gay? and are you really gay gay , OR are you happy gay? hmm. *L*

[mejane]

I sucked on a cup because I can.. what better reason could there be

[Beverley]

LMAO
I pissed on a blade of grass because I wanted to.

LMAO

That was so much fun.
Thanks.

[Tambo1976]

umm ok I sat on a book becase i was horny lmao




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[yomamma]

I ****ed a cat because I can :>: :>: :>: :>:
hubby ****ed a desk because I'm a bitch LMAO LMAO LMAO

[ubby77]

i bit paper because im lonley

[Telori]

I stabbed a cat because I can

These poor cats are copping a hiding!

[Shakira]

I punched a desk because I'm gay.



Don't any one tell my husband.:D