~Jodie~
07-02-2006, 08:59 AM
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends
to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE
type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but
this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best
equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have
5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life. This Virus is DEADLY
(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 7-2-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends
to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE
type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but
this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best
equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have
5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life. This Virus is DEADLY
(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 7-2-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.