I don't do windows

[Barbara]

I don't do windows because.....
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because.....
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because.....
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because.....
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because.....
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because.....
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because.....
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because.....
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because.....
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

A clean house is a sign of a borken computer and mine works just fine :Hehe:

[MissieK]

rofl

I love it!

Melissa

[Naomi]

It's like you climbed into my brain and wrote what I'm thinking LMAO

[jens]

Well quoted!

My computer isn't broken and works just fine too. LMAO

[Supa]

might print that & hang it on the front door!!!

[Patricia]

LOL me too Supa! :P

[~Jodie~]

He He Love it

I have just printed a copy for my front door, MIL is visiting soon. LMAO

[mel35]

LMAO When my internet was broken recently my house was a lot cleaner:D

[Beverley]

Sooooooo funny. Love it.