Confession time tell us the funny/stupid things you have done when your drunk?

[Truth]

What are some of the funny/ stupid red raw embarrasing things you have done when you are drunk? I don't drink but have a ball watching people transform i must admit lately Ive seen some tradgic things happen whilst people have had just abit too much to drink..... for eg this well dressed female conservative looking having a good check to see if her breasts were still there as she did what i thought was an attempt to dance... all by her self i might add..........
:hehe:

[Cherie]

Do you really want the Truth..Truth? LMAO LMAO
Do you know how many trees there are in The Entrance?LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Mint Car]

Haha. I didn't drink for years and years, and always liked to watch people get crazy when they'd been drinking.

Not long ago, me and my best friend went out for drinks and karaoke and I got TANKED. I drank a LOT and when we decided to leave I fell down in the casino and parking lot no less than 5 or 6 times. That's not even including all the times I fell while trying to get up LMAO Now everytime we go back to that casino for karaoke he points out the spot I fell face first into the parking lot, decided to lay on the ground instead of get up and had to be hoisted up by strangers. I try not to drink that much now when we go out lol. He called it "bizarro world karaoke". I actually find it pretty funny myself

What else? I threw up all over myself one time. Later that night I passed out in the bathroom and threw up on the floor. Twice. That was the same night I punched an ex in the face after he tried to ditch me.

[Stormy]

I don't drink that heavily and if/when I do have more than a drink or two, I tend to want to sleep and it doesn't matter where. I did fall asleep in a pub once for around half an hour and I don't think anyone that I was with even noticed.

Oh wow. What a wild child I am :hehe:

[jenr]

I will be back on this one!:hehe:

[Rachel]

I'm sure I have quite a few but one that springs to mind was when I was about 18 and I was out with my then boyfriend and quite a few friends who kept buying rounds of black sambucca shooters... I ended up so drunk that on the way to the taxi rank with my BF I had to lay down on the sidewalk and just could not get up.. a police car stopped to ask if I was OK and my BF said I was very drunk and asked for a lift they said "no, but we will get you a taxi" after what seemed like an eternity of people walking past literally looking down on me a taxi came and my boyfriend picked me up, put me in the taxi and took me home...

[Cherie]

good one Rachel..:D

Ok , I will tell. When I was about 19. My Gf at the time invited me to her company's Annual Ball. I didn't have a date so she hooked me up with one of the guys from her work. All good..
There was a lot of alcohol but me being a novice mixed mine up a bit,you know Wine /Muscat/ whatever.
Anyway all I remember is leaving early, and of chucking in the elevator on way to ground floor..Yup I was the first to leave.......LMAO LMAO

[Kekka]

Oopsy Cherie! :)

A Friday evening in October 1996 involved a fair amount of wine and some spaghetti bolognese with loads of shaved parmesan. The spaghetti decided to make a return appearance on flanellette sheets to the disgust of my then partner (the angry little man) who jumped out of bed. I rested my cheek in the reheated meal...my sister came in and asked me if I wanted her to wipe my face. I nodded like a sad puppy but couldn't speak she told me the next day. Not a classy moment!

I don't overdo it very often....crikey, that's 11 years ago!

...oh yeah. I once came home with two best chums. We were in a cab on return from a restaurant, they slept in my lounge room that night. We were jolly but crept into the house to not wake the angry little man. He asked me the next day why my wine cooler bag was in the middle of the front lawn. :D Some men have no sense of fun....

[jenr]

This isnt funny it was stupid!
We used to always drink and drive I can remember one night driving my little white mini home from a club with a girlfriend and we played chicken with a coal truck! Young and stupid!!!

[Cherie]

Jen: I remember driving my GF home from the Tavern..only about ik..I said "oh you have a really big driveway"..
She said "You are on the lawn"..LMAO LMAO

Yes we were stupid but times were different I guess.

[Mad Old Cow]

Oh God Girls, they are all so tame LMAO i can't possibly tell you my story now, gee some of you may judge me as a different person to the one you think you know LMAO but i was only 16 at the time. OMG i wish i had'nt remembered now LMAO

[Supa]

LMAO @ Cherie & the lawn!!!

[mummyof3babes]

Oh God Girls, they are all so tame LMAO i can't possibly tell you my story now, gee some of you may judge me as a different person to the one you think you know LMAO but i was only 16 at the time. OMG i wish i had'nt remembered now LMAO

Come on Di, like anyone will judge you, your awesome and we all love you no matter what.

So spill.............. what did you get up to when you had one or two too many?

[Kekka]

Yeah....we WANT to know Mad Old Cow! :D We have shared at the risk of our credibility. :P

[Mad Old Cow]

LMAO Laura you may not, but some may LMAO even i am judgeing me

[Cherie]

Well, I'm thinking she was a bit naughty..our Di.LMAO

[Mad Old Cow]

LMAO i was a lot naughty & a cheap drunk

[sandydee]

:yes:comon Di fess up:yes:you got us curious :hehe:

[Mad Old Cow]

you would all be sick if i told LMAO

[mummyof3babes]

LMAO Laura you may not, but some may LMAO even i am judgeing me


Seriusly Di, who cares what they think? Let their simple minds have a cartwheel day all on their own, (poor souls!!! lol)

So... fess up...?

[Rachel]

DI!! You can't do that! Tell us!! No one will judge you.. maybe you can get the ball rolling on some more juicy stories from everyone! :yes: C'mon I dare you!! :hehe:

[miss kiki]

ok i have a few..:hehe:
my mom let me out for the first time on new years eve when i was 15. i was dating my BF at the time for a month and was super excited to go out. he drove me to upstate new york where his ex GF was there. i was so pissed, so i told him let's leave the party even though we didn't even go inside the house! :hehe: so we left and i called my friend up and she was at her BF's older brother's party at his house, a couple towns away. so we went there. there was about 30 guys, and 4 girls including me! i was so mad at my BF for bringing me to a place where his ex was, so i was drinking non-stop. had about 3 screwdrivers 4 shots and the combination with smoking cigarettes didn't suite me at all! i had to lay down, so i did on my BF and threw up all over him. he called my friend over because he didn't know what to do, so she attempted to carry me to the bathroom, where she fell carrying me and i went toppling to the floor! :hehe: i don't remember any of it, except when i was in the bathroom seeing tiles all around me and some weird guy throwing up next to me. they had to stop the party because of me and the kids' parents were not happy! the boys who had the party drove me home with my BF and told my mom someone spiked my drink! my mom was furious! i threw up for about 4 days and couldn't move. my mom even slept with me and made me pee in a bed pan. that wasn't fun, but that was my first drinking experience! :hehe:
another time i drank at a friends house..just us 3 and had to use the bathroom where i ended up throwing up..i put my cell phone on top of the toilet and i grabbed it because i had a phone call and poof..it went in the toilet with all my puke! my friend grabbed it for me..yep, shoved her hand in there to get it and both my friends were trying to blow dry it while holding my hair back!
not this past summer, but the previous summer, me and my DF went down to the beach where his friends live and they bought so much alcohol for us. kept opening more for me and i wasn't even half way done with the first! so i got pretty tipsy..supposedly i threw up but i can't remember that and even asked them if they wanted to see my underwear! thank god their kids and ours were asleep before that happened! :hehe: that was the last time i overdone myself. and i'm proud to say it's been way past over a year! :)

[Truth]

OMG ..check out all the confessions now come on DI fess up we have all survived your BF story and still love ya

a friend of mine made a real ass of himself at his sisters wedding ..mind you it was all filmed on camera since watching that he has never drunk again.... he didnt believe us when we told him all the things he ahd done....

[lisa2]

One of my many binge drinking eposides is; I got really drunk and had an arm wrestle with a guy, and won!:winner:
Another time I was so drunk I was saying really mean things about someone at a party, and they were sitting there listening!:hehe: When I first met my husbands aunty, we had a drink, ( well I had several) and I ended up in the bushes and when I tried to get up, I couldnt, and I didnt even know how the sliding door opened, ( her kids were watching this action from the window), they all like me though!:D I dont drink much anymore...:uhno:

[melissa]

Well I don't drink but I do enjoy very much watching those who do. Someone usually gives me a great story to tell!

[Cherie]

Mad Old Cow:you would all be sick if i told
Some things are best left unsaid Hey Di?LMAOLMAO

[sandydee]

the last time I was drunk was last year with my SIL we were having tequila slammer comp:uhno:I ended up a mess thats all I will say about that one:hehe:

[Heather]

I went to a New Year's Eve party at a Police Station (won't tell where).....they wanted to drive me home afterwards, I said no because I knew they would arrive at my parents house sirens blaring at 3am in the morning.
So these lovely 'gentlemen' allowed me to drive down Pacific Highway, a Police car on either side of me tooting if I wavered from my lane....manouvered me down sidestreets to my house.....then promptly turned on their sirens.

[Kekka]

LMAO i was a lot naughty & a cheap drunk

Was it on Blackberry Nip Mad Old Cow? :D


Heather Ann - they were cheeky coppers!

[sandydee]

it was Passion Pop wasnt it Di?:hehe:
good one HeatherLMAO

[Cherie]

OMG Heather what fun
I also knew a few naughty policemen in my day. :hehe:

[Truth]

passion pop that sound down right EXCITing:hehe::hehe::hehe:
;)

[crashtestwoman]

Well I don't drink anymore because of the mess I used to get myself into but the biggest thing I ever did when I was drunk was get pregnant.LMAO
Kinda learnt my lesson for a few years after that.0:)

[Cherie]

How Funny.. I got pregnant while drunk with my third....best thing I ever did.:D

[rgm]

Never touched sake since!!!!
I had been going out with my now husband for only a month or so and was very anxious to make a good impression on the first "weekend stayover" at his apartment. We had been invited to a Japanese lunch at a friend of his, complete with sake (which I had never had before).
I was seated next to one of his male friends, who began introducing me to the "not very alcoholic" warm drink. It would have been OK if I had not had a glass of red beforehand, I think.
When we left, I was trying very hard to keep my composure. We returned to his apartment, so I could pack my bag to go home. Said bag was on the floor, and when I bent down to pick it up, I promptly fell into it! Of course being the gentleman, he quietly rescued me and helped me complete my packing.
Needless to say I have never touched the stuff again! But the story does get trotted out from time to time.

[jenr]

We are waiting Di!! It cant be that bad? Anyway it was 50 years ago or is that 40 years ago:hehe:
( Sorry Di I am being a smart arse)

[Truth]

cough up moc...hhehehhehe

[miss kiki]

yeah..tell us MOC! we're waiting and the clock is ticking! :hehe: :)

[Josteph]

Poor MC. Has gone into hiding by the look of things. Dont be too hard on yourself. Some of us do things that we wish we never did and you have to forgive yourself but dont forget so you never do it again. I wanted to place a smily but cant figure out how to do it.

[ezmay]

I cant remember............ i was drunk.
I will have to ask DF as he always looks after me.

[sandydee]

:yes:cmon Di ,we are waiting anxiously:hehe:

[Mad Old Cow]

well as you are not going to forget it i will choose one of the lesser stories

A GF & i went to a bikers party, she was 2 yrs older then me thankfully & she had more sense then me, i will make it as short as possible
I was drunk & eating grapes, i got so drunk i almost passed out, so the GF took me into the bathroom of the biker & thankfully locked the door as there were amny wanting to come in there lol, she stripped me off & stuck me under a cold shower & i spewed grapes up everywhere.
there ya go that will do you for now

[sandydee]

awww cmon Di thats too tame:hehe:let it all outLMAO

[Mad Old Cow]

Nup, thats all your getting, remind me when you come to stay i will tell you but i will have you swear on the bible first LMAO

[Rachel]

OK so that is a recent story Di.. How about one from when you were in your teens!!!! LMAO

[Mad Old Cow]

LMAO Rachel i was 16

[Truth]

MOC sounds like it is just the tip of the iceburg to me

[Mad Old Cow]

I am not saying anymore LMAO

[sandydee]

Nup, thats all your getting, remind me when you come to stay i will tell you but i will have you swear on the bible first LMAO:hehe:but I dont have a bibleLMAO

[Mad Old Cow]

well you will be here & i have one that my dear old Aunt gave me lol

[Truth]

I am not saying anymore LMAO

eventually you will cave i reckon you will tell us in the chat room this friday:hehe::hehe:;);)

[sandydee]

damn it I wont be in to chat on Friday:hehe::yes:she will tell us ......eventuallyLMAO

[Truth]

Ill keep you informed sandy

[sandydee]

thanks Truth:D:shh:I wont tell:hehe:

[Mad Old Cow]

no & neither will i LMAO

[Truth]

BF you know you will...... you funny lady you im smiling again even after the short reality of the fact that i need to loose weight thanks MOC a big sloopy kiss to ya

[Mad Old Cow]

your welcome Truth, my only reason for being here to to make you smile LMAO

[Truth]

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee moc you are toooooooo sweet another big fat slopy kiss for you
hehehe

[Mad Old Cow]

your lucky i love big fat kisses from friends Truth LMAO

[Truth]

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:good to know BF's:hug::hug:

[Mad Old Cow]

you laugh everytime you print BF don't you Truth LMAO

[Truth]

Is it that obvious moc i do actually well it brings a huge smile to my face.. so share your story tommorow night in the chat room so i will have yet another thing to laugh about, its your duty now to share it with us in the chat room i reckon BF'S

[Mad Old Cow]

ther is no way i am going that public with this particular story Truth LMAO LMAO

[Rachel]

What is this BF business I have seen it a few times and have been racking my brain...
Bull Frog
Best Friend
Bitch face
Bum Features
Beautiful Friend
The list go's on.......
What is it? LMAO

[Mad Old Cow]

keep going Rach, i bet you don't guess it LMAO

[Cherie]

Oh dear Rachael..you are not even close.LMAO LMAO LMAO
Yes it is definately a chat room subject that one.LMAO

[Rachel]

Blow fly
Bunion foot
Bra filler
Bracken Fern
hmmm... ;( I know I'm not going to get it!! I'm feeling very left out! ;(

[miss kiki]

ahh, that's not too bad..i'm waiting for a good one MOC! :)

[Telori]

LOL...dont remember...usually drunk LMAO

[Kekka]

Best Friend
Bull Frog
Barth Face
Brothel Frolicker (hope this isn't describing some of the DH, DP, DF's LMAO)
Black Fido
Boyish Figure
Big Flirt
Beautiful Female
Bossy Fusspot
Baboon Features
Big Feast
Bromide Fizz
Broody Freak
Biennial Function
Bias Flake
Bingo Female
Big Fizzle
Big Flipout
Bogon Female
Blow Flies
Bespectacled Friend
Big Fatty
Bitch Face
:D:D:D:P

Did I guess correctly?

[Rachel]

Hey Kekka! Wanna make up our own secret initials that we can mock them with? :hehe:

[Rachel]

Hey Kekka! Wanna make up our own secret initials that we can mock them with? :hehe:

[Kekka]

What can we do Rachel? Some kind of code??? ;)

[miss kiki]

LMAO what about bloody fugly?! not sure if you heard of fugly but it's the F word and ugly, LMAO

[Heather]

Oh children....not even close :hehe:

Looks like you will just have to come into the chat room.

[Mad Old Cow]

Nup, none of those girls LMAO

[Supa]

If you re-read Kekkas & only pick up the bold you will have it ;)

Come on Di fess up

[lisa2]

LMAO what about bloody fugly?! not sure if you heard of fugly but it's the F word and ugly, LMAO

Thanks Kiki, some of us more intellegent ones kind of figured!!LMAO

[Truth]

lol... I think this is one that no one in the world could possibly guess sorry guys didnt mean to make anyone left out i just thought it was common knowledge obviously its only chat room information but given what it stands for i wouldnt want it posted for lurkers to see so girls see ya in the chat room on friday.
I bet you are the one laughing now BF's

[Kekka]

The full term was used, only once to my knowledge, in the forums.

[sandydee]

It had me wondering last week what it stood for but then I clickedLMAO

[Truth]

*&$%# Kekka hope i wasnt the one to use the full term...mmmmmm

[Kekka]

*&$%# Kekka hope i wasnt the one to use the full term...mmmmmm

:hehe: I can't remember who it was (nor what thread - it was months ago) but I committed the term to memory for a lovely little moment like this. :D:P0:)

[Truth]

I think it was meeeeee now that i think of it ...sorry MOC pls take my sloopy kiss and forgive me
hhehehheehe

if it was me.. if it wasnt you can still keep the kiss

[Kekka]

Did you like how I did that Truth? :D:P0:)

[Truth]

did what i am somewhat slow at this hour

my brain is on overload i am amazed that i can even type

[Kekka]

PS - The public/visitors can view this.....Should I take out the bolding to preserve Mad Old Cow's honour/private[-]'s[/-] revelation?:cow:

[Mad Old Cow]

Oh dear dear dear, hav'nt we all been busy while i was away LMAO
No look! i really don't think you should be talking about my BF while i am away, the story has been told in the chatroom a couple of times but i just can't tell it anymore it just brings back too many painfull memories LMAO
sorry girls LMAO

[Rachel]

Ok I know what it is now :hehe: Sorry Di, I wish I would have clicked sooner to save you all of this talk about your BF's!!! You could always change the subject and tell us a wild drunken story LMAO LMAO

[Kekka]

Hey MOC - I'm happy to remove the bolding (no drama).....it'll just mean the people should have been up-to-date on the threads to get it!! Will do so now. (It's the quick and the dead around here.......:D)

PS - Given I've been kind, fess up with your drunken story MOC! :P

[Truth]

kEKKA dont worry she is just cowing around i reckon she will fess up tonight

[Mad Old Cow]

i have no idea what you are going on about with Bolding (honestly i don't) what does bolding have to do with my BF ???

Rachel!! who told you I don't like you young ones knowing all this gory stuff about old women, it might scare you of old age LMAO

Oops shame i am out tonight visiting a GF LMAO & might just miss the chatroom

[Kekka]

Bolding was removed from an earlier post MOC. I assumed that you saw it since you posted sometime after. Not paying attention eh old girl!? :P

Supa picked up on it. Yay...Supa!

[Truth]

PS - The public/visitors can view this.....Should I take out the bolding to preserve Mad Old Cow's honour/private[-]'s[/-] revelation?:cow:

sorry moc i dont know what that means either, im cluessless, have no idea ,:uhno:really its the truth

[Mad Old Cow]

but what does bolding mean?????
i did see it before but i never thought anything
you must remember i am old & i am not real quick off the mark lol

[Kekka]

Eh!? I thought that you twigged too Truth or are you playing dumb to keep in MOC's good books???

(MOC - the bolding, across different lines in an earlier post of mine, spelt out the answer to the question at hand. The bolding was removed by me earlier 'cause visitors/guests can read it. Didn't want all and sundry to know about your BF's did you?)

[Truth]

whats my excuse then

no really its the truth i told you today my brains abit delayed today its the truth how could i lie with a name like truth

you talking about all your guesses... well i must not of seen it when it was bold is that what you mean

[Rachel]

Di- There has been a lengthy discussion about your BF in another thread :hehe: I must admit I am glad that I was absent from the chatroom on the nights it has been discussed in detail LMAO Plus Di- I don't think you are old.. I think my 89 year old grandmother is old!

[Kekka]

I wish I'd left it in now 'cause only Supa twigged! :hehe:

Oi vay!! Up here for thinking (pointing to your brain), down here for dancing (pointing to your feet) and in between for romancing, ladies!

[Mad Old Cow]

Oh Rachel you are a darling are'nt you , big hugs for you

[Truth]

MOC did you avoid the chat room cause you knew we would make you fess up???????????/mmmm

[Mad Old Cow]

no i would never do that Truth LMAO i was at a GF having a nice visit & staying out of trouble

[Truth]

MOC its ok i am a very patient WOMAN...... i can WAIT HEHHEHHEHEHEHE