Top 10 Country & Western songs

[Mandy]

If there are any no real C & W fans out there, I'm sorry, but this is funny:

Top Country & Western Songs:

10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

9. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

8. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

7. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss
Him

3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've
Sure Woke Up With A Few

[Beverley]

LMAO I love it. Just sent it to all of my friends.
Thank you.

[Alexa]

LMAO
Excellent I need a laugh, and that you have provided...where did you find that little gem?

[Mandy]

A friend of my husband's emailed it to him. It's not often his emails are that funny, so this was a good one! Hope he sends more......

[Naomi]

LOL!

I heard of a song called "You're the reason our kids are ugly" but don't know if it;s for real :jump:

[sandramay]

I know a song called "niggers are proof that hippies **** dogs" sorry if this offends anyone. but farout it was a derranged song.

[~Jodie~]

LMAO LMAO Love it



9. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
LMAO LMAO

[ubby77]

:P is it called country and western or country and whinging lol that was funny