yomamma
16-03-2006, 10:49 AM
martha and beryl live in an retirement home one day they went outside to have a smoke while out there it began to rain
martha pulled out a condom and put it over the smoke
beryl asked her what she was doing
martha said it keeps her smoke dry
beryl asked where she got it
martha said you can get them at any chemist
the next day beryl went into the chemist " can i help you ask the assistant"
"yes" said beryl " i would like a condom please" well the assistant didn't know what to say " um well ok what size were you wanting" beryl replied"one to fit a camel please"LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
martha pulled out a condom and put it over the smoke
beryl asked her what she was doing
martha said it keeps her smoke dry
beryl asked where she got it
martha said you can get them at any chemist
the next day beryl went into the chemist " can i help you ask the assistant"
"yes" said beryl " i would like a condom please" well the assistant didn't know what to say " um well ok what size were you wanting" beryl replied"one to fit a camel please"LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO