Telori
20-03-2006, 12:11 PM
WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and
nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when
it's lit.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with it's size.
6. A Christmas tree hass cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree dosn't gat mad if you break
one of it's balls.
8. You can throw a christmas tree out when it
wears out.
9. You don't have to put up with a christmas tree
all year.
10. You only have to feed and water it once a week.
11. It's always there to light up your life.
12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.
15. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and
nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even when
it's lit.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with it's size.
6. A Christmas tree hass cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree dosn't gat mad if you break
one of it's balls.
8. You can throw a christmas tree out when it
wears out.
9. You don't have to put up with a christmas tree
all year.
10. You only have to feed and water it once a week.
11. It's always there to light up your life.
12. It gets turned on only when you want it turned on.
13. It always smells nice and doesn't pass gas.
14. If it needles you, you can toss it out.
15. It doesn't ask you to have little Christmas trees.