Beverley
11-04-2006, 08:41 PM
1) if owner is not giving you enough food you must go into the pantry and retrieve some yourself
2)if your owner is lazy, claw around their bed (alternatively jump across their pillow)
3)if hungry all food left on table while person is busy is fare game, this also applies to most food that said person is trying to eat
4) as soon as you wake up you must meow as loud as you can, why should people sleep if you are awake and hungry
5)if you are outside and really want to come in, sit by window or door and complain
6)if you are waiting by the door and you dont want to come in, when your human comes to get you, make them chase you around the driveway, garden and down the road(they may as well do some exercise)
7)all beds,couches and chairs belong to you. the same applies to any decent sized boxes and containers
if worried about injury humans may be used as ladders to climb up or steps down
9) it is accepted to use humans as pillows,chairs and mattresses to sleep on
10)if human stops scratching or giving you attention when you are not ready you must pull their hand back to you(scratching and clawing is also permitted)
11) if there is a mouse in the house you must get it and carry it in your mouth through out the whole house to announce that you have caught it
12) if human is using water(such as sink,hose,bath,shower)... run!!!
2)if your owner is lazy, claw around their bed (alternatively jump across their pillow)
3)if hungry all food left on table while person is busy is fare game, this also applies to most food that said person is trying to eat
4) as soon as you wake up you must meow as loud as you can, why should people sleep if you are awake and hungry
5)if you are outside and really want to come in, sit by window or door and complain
6)if you are waiting by the door and you dont want to come in, when your human comes to get you, make them chase you around the driveway, garden and down the road(they may as well do some exercise)
7)all beds,couches and chairs belong to you. the same applies to any decent sized boxes and containers
if worried about injury humans may be used as ladders to climb up or steps down
9) it is accepted to use humans as pillows,chairs and mattresses to sleep on
10)if human stops scratching or giving you attention when you are not ready you must pull their hand back to you(scratching and clawing is also permitted)
11) if there is a mouse in the house you must get it and carry it in your mouth through out the whole house to announce that you have caught it
12) if human is using water(such as sink,hose,bath,shower)... run!!!