Do you need a hand around the house?

[Kekka]

...ha ha....LOL....you're looking at this thread because you thought I was going to make life easier for you! :D Wrong......

Poll coming up shortly.

[Barbara]

I did too :hehe:

[jenr]

...ha ha....LOL....you're looking at this thread because you thought I was going to make life easier for you! :D Wrong......

Poll coming up shortly.


You bag Kekk I thought there was an offer there!

[Mad Old Cow]

only if he is good at his job LMAO

[Naomi]

only if he is good at his job LMAO

:hehe:

[Kekka]

LOL - I caught some of you in my web! LMAO

Apologies for my sense of humour....LMAO (Gee, that didn't sound too sincere!)

[jenr]

Because we can only vote for 5 my maintenance man would have to do the gardening and Sven would have to do some cooking!LMAO

[Kekka]

Because we can only vote for 5 my maintenance man would have to do the gardening and Sven would have to do some cooking!LMAO

What a crack up Jen!! LMAO I suppose a maintenance man could give a massage also! :D

I'm tipping that "housekeeper" will be the most in demand.

[mel35]

Can't I just have the 5 staff that have all the above qualities, a bit of multi-tasking:P:D

[miss kiki]

for me, it's got to be..
a personal chef, a housekeeper, a chauffer, a maintenance man, and a hairdresser and makeup artist. :)

[Kekka]

Can't I just have the 5 staff that have all the above qualities, a bit of multi-tasking:P:D

I'm sure that can be arranged Mel. :)

[mel35]

Cool, so when shall I expect them to be arriving?:D

[Kekka]

Do you have servants' quarters Mel? :D

[mel35]

I have a pretty big garage, will that do? Or there is also the back shed:hehe:

[Cherie]

Yes Yes Yes!
I chose a gay chef, personal trainer, and hairdresser, ... and approx. 30 year old gardener, and maintenance man.
(Can we use the maintenance man for anything we want?)LMAO

[Kekka]

The word "maintenance" could cover a wide range of things! :hehe:

Interesting choices Cherie!

[Cherie]

Yes Well...I'm not your average Granny you know.:D

[Kekka]

I would never use "average" with the name Cherie!

[Rachel]

I only needed 4- I would be happy with a chef, hairdresser/makeup artist, housekeeper and gardener :)

[sandydee]

:hehe:I chose....chef,personal trainer,hair and makeup,housekeeper and Sven:D if only:yes:

[zen]

oh yes.. housekeeper of course, gardener, maintenance man, window cleaner, and personal trainer.. i don't care what they look like, i have my lovely young husband to keep me warm.. :D but they all better know their jobs and do them well!

yeah.. how about that 'personal assistant' for Mr Rudd - i always wondered about him, he looks gay to me.. :hehe:

[lucyloo]

Personal Trainer- To keep me in shape
Housekeeper- to keep the house in shape
Personal chef- to cook yummy meals everynight
chauffer- to run the kids around wherever they needed to go
personal hairdresser/ makeup- so I can look good everyday instead of once a year!!:D

whoops I picked 6 I also picked personal shopper.....:D

[lizisme]

I'd be really happy with just a housekeeper and a window cleaner. Was going to choose chef and personal trainer but they sort of cancel each other out :D

[Stormy]

I'll take the chef, gardener, housekeeper, hairdresser/make-up artist (on call only for special occasions) and other. I figured that the hairdresser/make-up artist could also go to work for me to earn the rest of her pay since her services would be so infrequently used. :P

[Alexa]

A chef and a gardener would do me...

[Cherie]

Zen,yeah.. how about that 'personal assistant' for Mr Rudd - i always wondered about him, he looks gay to me..
I think if I were the Prime Minister, I am sure my wages would cover a Valet. I would certainly like one if I were in that position.:hehe:

[zen]

well yes, if he had been paying the guy from his own money.. what i read was we, the great aussie tax paying public, were the ones paying for his little friend, and the nanny too apparently.. the Rudds were actually shamed into reimbursing the public purse.. norty norty Mr Rudd... :D

[Kekka]

Zen,
I think if I were the Prime Minister, I am sure my wages would cover a Valet. I would certainly like one if I were in that position.:hehe:

He's the flippin' PM. He's got demands on his time. Shit....I'd have a valet if I were in his position!

Gee, the hairdresser/make-up artist is surprisingly popular....you vain women! LMAO

[zen]

i say let him choose his own clothes! LMAO

[Cherie]

I say keep the Valet..LMAO We have been having money taken from us for years..LMAO
I want the Chef more than anything...I would get him to cook all weight reducing meals.

[Kekka]

i say let him choose his own clothes! LMAO

If I had everything laid out for me in the morning then I wouldn't fluff about. My brain doesn't work too well in the morning. I could get ready in half the time. He'd have to have all the daily publications laid out to scan over his brekky....now you don't think that Therese is up making him "soldiers" do you? (LMAO)

We'll have to agree to disagree Zen :D

[Mad Old Cow]

Bloody old Howard may have had one as well
I really just want Sven i think oh & the hairdesser

[Kekka]

I can't locate my man servant this morning! Late for work again I'll be. (He must be off at Maccas having the hot cakes with syrup and whipped butter!)

[miss kiki]

hot cakes..is that pancakes?! gosh, i love mcdonald's pancakes! :hehe: :D

[Mesmereyes]

cant we have one of each pleaseeeeeeeeeee

[Kekka]

hot cakes..is that pancakes?! gosh, i love mcdonald's pancakes! :hehe: :D

Yep, same thing Kick.


cant we have one of each pleaseeeeeeeeeee

LOL @ Mes LMAO

[LoveMyFamily]

I need someone to clean the fans and do the ironing lol. I hate those jobs, obviously hate ironing more since I haven't done any in 2.5 years except my daughter's dress in September for her uncle's wedding :shh:

[Alexa]

You need an ironing lady then...best thing money can buy...I HATE IRONING.

[LoveMyFamily]

You need an ironing lady then...best thing money can buy...I HATE IRONING.

Nah, can't afford an ironing lady, can barely afford what we've got already and would have to lose the internet to get an ironing lady lol. Would rather buy clothes that don't need ironing and stick them in the dryer if needed.

[miss kiki]

lovemyfamily-when my DF takes a shower, he'll hang the clothes he wants to wear on a hanger and hang it in the bathroom. the steam in the shower actually makes all the wrinkles in his clothes go away! it's like magic. :) no need for ironing, when you can always just take a quick shower and the steam will do the trick! :)

[fussybluu]

Bugger the others LMAO sven will do me lol
desperately need a massage:yes:

[Heather]

You put in window cleaner twice!

No BOB????????

[PatPat]

Yes, Yes, Yes !!!

I need help with all of these!!! I have a number for a cleaner that I am going to call this week, someone to come round a few days a week to clean up after us, I can't keep up.

I wonder how anyone keeps their houses spotless?? Is it really possible??!?