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[Night Crawler]

I got to thinking after my posting my little family intro, what would your furry kids be like if they were human children? Come on ladies, think hard about all their quirky habits and share. Pretty please?

[Di Nana]

Well I am pretty sure I would have a gay son I my hands

[Mad Old Cow]

My 5 year old Cavalier king charles spaniel is a very shy gentle girl i think as a human she would suffer the only child syndrome & would be a fine pianist

Maggie 18 month old Cairn Terrier Cross is never still & gets into everything also very cheeky but loves to talk to everyone as a child she would be ADHD & you just would not want me to visit you if i had to bring her with me LMAO

[holly]

oh god, ummm

my dog would be a little princess, who has problems toilet training

1 cat would be a absolute angel, seriously I cant pick one thing wrong with her

2nd cat would be a little shit of a kid lol, picking on all th eother kids. I would be called to the princibles office, I am sure

3rd cat would be a lovely little girl who is very shy of ppl and would spend alot of time in hospital for her anxiety and heart mumerour

my bird would be in a choir and would be the lead singing as he is very loud.. he would also be very shy..

[redrobyn]

Fluffy my d.d's cat is a ratbag, good natured but a Peter Pan never grow's up into everything, like some AFL footballers, Bessie my cat is like the Queen regal well mannered and doesn't suffer fools gladly speaks to you if she thinks you're worthy.

[Mesmereyes]

OH wow, my dog Lizzie would be the sweetest little girl she is 3 and has the best manners LMAO, seriously she is just beautiful.....( am going to start a new thread about her u would not believe how she was when we got her)..
My cat Boa would be a overweight kid, aggroant, would wet his pants, but would still be a lovely child

boa is 5 months old and is hugeeeeeeeeee

[Stormy]

Paris (peachface) would be the school bully and would spend most of her time trying to cut class and not get caught by the teachers. Hilton (peachface, her cage mate) would be her long suffering friend who would constantly say "Paris you shouldn't do that" and then say "I told you so" when she gets busted. :P

Ghost and Terrie would be the old man and lady living down the street, chatting away quietly to each other, generally minding their own business but occasionally adding their own two cents in. They're both budgies and twitter constantly but get louder when anyone else is talking or the phone rings. :)

Mojo would be the cranky old man who constantly berates any and all who will listen on anything that just happened to annoy him. He would probably talk to himself a lot and for some reason, I think he'd have a British accent and say "chap" a lot - kind of like Q (think 007).

Rosie would be the chubby darling of the bunch, loves everyone and they all love her, moreso if they had a plate of nibblies or sweeties to share. :P She'd always be laughing but she'd be the first one to come and give you a cuddle if she knew you were hurting. I imagine she'd talk like Babs from Chicken Run and be a bit like her mentally too. LMAO

Mischa (dog) would be the one who sticks up for her mates.....loyal no matter what and very genuine. I think she would be a typical Aussie (pronounced OZZIE) and be a bit ocker. She'd always be up for a day out in the bush, no matter how tired she was. :)

My sister's cats.....well Max would be a mafia man and talk like Marlon Brando in the Godfather. Smokey on the other hand would be a princess who thinks her poop smells like roses and is scared of chipping a nail. LMAO

[Cherie]

Daisy..(My Bichon) would be a lazy druggie..all she does is just lie around doing nothing all day.
Shadow (The cat) would be like an underbelly sniper, always laying in wait for some unsuspecting Dove walking by.:D
Snowy (The Goose) ahh now he's be the sort of person you would never trust..just when you think he's your friend, you turn away and he gets you from behind.
Belle, Blackie, Rosie and Dixie(The 4 Chickens), Well they are just like a bunch of AFW girls, all chatting away at the same time.

[miss kiki]

no animals here-won't be any for quite some time, but that was a great idea for a thread. :)

[Rachel]

My lab X maltese (yes a strange mix!) would be a cuddly, lovable yet neurotic little child :hehe: but I would love her just the same!

[Heather]

My Rosie would be a shy, gentle and very sheltered young lady.

Lewis would be the local thug....with a soft heart of course.

[Rachel]

This is a nice thread :) I lke reading about the personalities of everyone's furry babies :)

[Heather]

You don't have any????

[miss kiki]

i don't-but i have to admit, my poor lucky (maltese-passed away a couple months ago) would have been a very shy kid that keeps alot to himself and for fun would go humping people's legs and loves to lick toes! :hehe: LMAO

[zen]

funny... Reginald is a 'special' child.. he's retarded, and has a deformed front leg, due to his bad start in life.. but his brother Archibald would always look after him, he always has made sure Reggie is ok..

[Night Crawler]

See, kind of addictive once the idea gets in your head isn't it? Next thing you know, you'll be analyzing every animal you meet. Imagine chatting with yourself about the neigbour's cow and what he would be like as a human? :clap:

[Stormy]

I've always done that....they're just people in furry coats to me. :dk:

[Supa]

hmmm, Snuggles (cat 1) would be a snob who only has 1 friend & would never go out of he way for anything , yet would expect you to drop everything for her if she even whispered your name.

Stitches (cat 2) would be a lazy lay about who would only get off the bed or lounge for food or toleting

Boof (dog 1) would be the class clown & every bodies mate. He would be the kid you laugh at & with at the same time & your parents would just shake their heads & giggle at his antics.

Denim (dog2) is the school yard bully. Snapping at ppl & putting them in their place all the time.

The 3 Sheep are the nervous nerds who spend lunchtime hovering on the edges hoping not to be in anyones way & trying to blend in very unsuccessfully LMAO

Sandy (bird) is the estranged lady next door who talks to herself all day & you wave at while keeping your distance

[Cherie]

Funny Tina..LMAO

[Nicole83]

Well I know my mums dog Skye will be a drug dealer.. the amount of drugs the poor things on!

Shelley (my cat) would be a ratbag, she'd always be getting into trouble and getting away with anything because she would be a stunner :)

[Patricia]

Oh my goodness, where do I start?

First let me say, you all know how animal crazy I am, I let it be known that I would much prefer the company of animals to many humans and I would be even more insane than I already am if it wasn't for the mountains of unconditional love I get from my furry friends everyday!

Ok here we go.

Lucy my jersey cow is first, Lucy is a very loving girl but she can also be very bossy. She is a one woman cow and often refuses to do anything asked of her unless it is ME doing the asking. She is a bit of a guts ache and loves a snack and a cuddle. She is very vocal and loves to make herself heard. Wow she sounds just like me in a cow suit...:hehe:

Hildergarden the goat is a real gentleman which could have something to do with him having his whatsits removed...lets just say he is the "CARSON" of the goat world...LMAO

Blackie the nanny goat is gorgeous, very loving and a fantastic Mum.

Ewan and Charli are the teenage ninja goats...naughty, loud, always hungry but just soooo cute!

Cassie the Labx is the big girl of our dog pack. A gentle giant who loves to demand your attention and push in for a cuddle when she wants one.

Millie the Cocker Spaniel...now our Millicent thinks she is princess material. Loves the pampering and snoozing and that's about it really. Not a lot going on upstairs with our MIL...in fact I have started calling her Bridget lately as she is as dopey as the ditzy blonde from Big Brother...more likable though thank goodness...:hehe:

Toto the Tibetan Spaniel spoilt, naughty, gorgeous, did I mention naughty? A very good hot water bottle though so he is living up to his relatives who served as hot water bottles to the Dali Lama in Tibet.

Actually, the blue cat...a pretty quite cat who keeps to herself..very snoozy, gets pushed out of the picture when the other felines are taking centre stage.

Cornelious the white cat...King of this jungle. Grumpy, demands attention, HUGE!

Last but not least is my little black and white Tittens..Miss Tittens was the runt of the litter and has always been a tiny little thing. She is very loving and is best friends with Toto. often find them curled up together.

All of our animals have been rescued, I am sure each and every one of them think they really do live here in heaven on earth but I am thanked and repaid with so much unconditional love and I would be lost without every one of them :yes:

[Night Crawler]

And I thought I had a zoo! I'm so jealous that you have so many furry kids to love and get cuddles from. Wouldn't want your food and vet bills though......... :hehe:

If I ever make it to Australia, you better hide your address from me because you won't get rid of me once I get to come help spoil your brood! Seriously though, I totally get the "love pets more people" thing 'cause I've always been the same way. If we owned our own home, or worse, property - oh the zoo I would have from snatching up every stray or abused animal I saw. As it is, I am forbidden by my husband from looking around in shelters or pet stores! (But I do.... :shh: )

Your babies sound wonderful. Give 'em all a kiss and treat for me! :clap: :yes:

[Patricia]

NC luckily we live on 7 acres so room is no problem for my brood.

Haven't had any new arrivals for a while...not since Blackie gave birth to Ewan and Charli ...I think once I start to feel better again I might do the rounds of the pounds again and see who I can give a new home to :)