Sunny's thread of 'Forwards'

[~Sundance~]

I get tonnes of jokes forwarded via email to me by friends and family. Some are just "yeah ha ha", but some are belly jiggling funny. So I thought I would start a thread & share the ones that get me cacking.

Please be warned some are abit naughty, and usually contain some naughty words. And some are seriously sick humour. DO NOT read this thread if you are not open to all kind of humour.

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

Oops soapies have started I will be back...

[miss kiki]

LOL that was good! :hehe:

[Rachel]

LMAO that sounds like something my sister would do!

[jillybeanz]

Sunny that made me burst out laughing!! Good one!:jump:

[Heather]

I like that one LMAO

[Night Crawler]

Yup, that's a belly laugher allright! LMAO LMAO LMAO

Sundance, hope it's ok if we add jokes to this thread too? No hi-jacking intended.

So, at the risk of getting in trouble (I hope not....), I am going to copy a joke here that a friend sent me. Warning, it is a bit vulgar, twisted and has sexual content. So stop reading now if you might be offended. Oh poop, I just noticed I deleted it and will have to have him resend it. Is ok, though - gives me time to clarify that we can add jokes to this thread?

[~Sundance~]

Yeah NC that's cool :) But the 'may offend' bit is why I put the red in my OP, just warn people who may get offended :)

C/- my Sister...


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