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mel35
15-05-2005, 11:33 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for
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A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch!
Monty
23-05-2005, 12:27 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel
Butterfly
23-05-2005, 02:19 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided
mel35
25-05-2005, 10:03 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he
Butterfly
25-05-2005, 02:59 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would
semele
25-05-2005, 04:06 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take
Butterfly
26-05-2005, 01:22 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some
PinkDot
26-05-2005, 02:09 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because
Butterfly
26-05-2005, 07:43 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his
Monty
26-05-2005, 11:20 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils
Butterfly
28-05-2005, 10:13 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began
mel35
29-05-2005, 09:17 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing! :eww:
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PinkDot
04-06-2005, 07:26 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster
Wendy
06-06-2005, 08:25 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the
Monty
06-06-2005, 03:53 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery
mel35
06-06-2005, 04:31 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until
mel35
06-06-2005, 11:25 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I
Butterfly
08-06-2005, 10:46 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting
mel35
09-06-2005, 09:58 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots
Wendy
09-06-2005, 10:39 AM
[QUOTE=mel35]A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and
~Janet~
09-06-2005, 11:59 AM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
mel35
09-06-2005, 04:45 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile
Butterfly
10-06-2005, 12:15 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at
mel35
11-06-2005, 06:09 PM
A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the
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