Cat Quotes

[Pam]

It's hard to tell what cats are thinking -
they use the same expression whether they have seen a mouse or an axe-murderer.

(author unknown)





Prowling his own quite backyard or asleep by the fire,
he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.

(Jean Burden)

[Naomi]

I love the second one!

I also like that one about "Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this".

[Pam]

Naomi, I love that one too :)





Women and Cats will do as they please
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

(Robert A Heinlein)


If Cats could talk,
they would lie to you.

(anon)

[Patricia]

Meooooowww they are fantastic...really brought a smile to my face :)

[MissieK]

LMAO Great quotes.

Melissa

[Pam]

Cats don't come when they're called,
they take a message and get back to you later.

(Wilfred P Lampton)

[feline3]

I have a quote I use in my avatar on a ragdoll board.

My cats know the song in my heart and purr it to me when my memory fails.


Some other favourites -

Cat : a pygmy lion who loathes mice, hates dogs & patromises human beings

Cats sleep fat & walk thin

If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself

Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold.

If cats could talk, they wouldn't