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Pam
18-06-2005, 03:07 PM
Assuming you were at a grocery store that sold absolutly everything ... what 3 items could you take to the checkout that would freak the cashier out the most?



seafood seasoning
frying pan
2 dozen goldfish
Lil_Ems
18-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Honey
Flour
A Razor.
Patricia
18-06-2005, 04:39 PM
A can of dog food
A can opener
A spoon
Pam
18-06-2005, 05:04 PM
box of Imodium
cork
Tena pads

:Hehe:
~Janet~
18-06-2005, 07:00 PM
Spray oil
large cucumber
latex gloves :O
floria
18-06-2005, 07:09 PM
LMAO, you girls have the best imagination

razor blades
band aids
salt :Hehe:
Helen
19-06-2005, 02:41 PM
LMAO LMAO my sides are splitting!

Jumbo garbage bags
duct tape
shovel
floria
19-06-2005, 06:04 PM
Diet Coke
Cream Buns
Big Mac
MissieK
19-06-2005, 06:11 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO

Ummm.... My mind has gone blank :blush: Will sleep on it.

Melissa
Pam
19-06-2005, 06:18 PM
Metamucil
Toilet paper
and a National Geographic


LMAO
mel35
21-06-2005, 10:16 AM
Jumbo garbage bags
duct tape
shovel

This is my favourite LMAO


How about

Fertiliser
Book on How To Make A Bomb
Airline Tickets
PinkDot
21-06-2005, 04:23 PM
LMAO They are hilarious!
Helen
21-06-2005, 04:23 PM
O-M-G that poor check out chick ..I hope someone has letr her go on a break, poor girl she'll never be the same after serving us LMAO

a baby bottle
a lime
tequila
Pam
24-06-2005, 01:14 AM
a live turkey
an axe
packet of stuffing


baby cereal
sleeping pills
hammer

(for added effect have a screaming baby in your arms :Hehe: )
Monty
29-06-2005, 01:54 PM
A Bunjee cord/rope
Scissors
Duct tape
Handcuffs
Vaseline ;)
Michelle
16-07-2005, 08:43 PM
sleeping tablets
a razor blade
rope

:help:
What A Woman
13-08-2005, 11:33 PM
Incontinence diapers
a set of butcher knives
a box of mice
Pam
14-08-2005, 04:25 AM
:O LMAO

..someone relieve this poor checkout chick before we do her head in LOL
debambam
28-08-2005, 10:25 PM
LMAO!! I read this a while back and have been racking my brains ever since....

Bright Red Lipstick
A CLEAR Raincoat
Fishnet stockings

(Your a bloke)
Misha8
29-08-2005, 10:17 AM
Well I am a consultant for an adult party plan company and on the weekend I wanted to make up some gifts for my hostesses which consist of lube,flavoured condoms and chocolates so when I went to the counter to pay for two boxes of condoms and five tubes of lube as well as chocies,what do you think the checkout chick was thinking !!!
Bet she thought I was having a better weekend than her :P
Lil_Ems
30-08-2005, 07:35 AM
HAHAHA im sure she did think your weekend was going to be better than hers:P I sure would:P:P:P

Hmm cant think of anything that would freak out the check out chick.
Ness
30-08-2005, 11:20 AM
U girls are funny as

Olive oil
cucumber
savlon :O
Trina
02-09-2005, 01:59 PM
Hello this is my first ever posting... and of course it leads straight to my sense of humour.... I actually went to the checkout once with:

Methylated Spirits (about 1 litre)
Orange Juice (2 litre bottle)
Plastic cups

That made my checkout chick freak (and my sister and I laugh histerically)

Cheers
Trina
Lil_Ems
02-09-2005, 02:22 PM
HAHA thats gotta be a tasty drink..

shaving cream
texta
rope

tehe
Manda
08-09-2005, 07:43 PM
a salami stick
condom
lube
Misha8
09-09-2005, 09:02 AM
Good one Manda!
Trina, you are a cheap shout but I wouldn't light a match near you!