300 Word Story - Part 3

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop

*162 words so far :Hehe:

[~Janet~]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma

[Helen]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon

[Helen]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling


poor Grandma :Hehe:

[Monty]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon

[Helen]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her

[Leigh]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of


Mel, do you feel like you are being stalked tonight LOL

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink



Mel, do you feel like you are being stalked tonight LOL

I don't mind being stalked LOL I'm just glad someone is doing the word story again- I love reading what others have written ;)

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon

..only 121 more words to finish our story LOL

[shelli]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that

[Manda]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails!

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails!There

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a

[shelli]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over

[What A Woman]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello

[shelli]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because

[shelli]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce for stripsearch! Samuel decided he would take some vitamins because his tonsils began oozing!
I ran faster along the slippery path until I started vomiting carrots and corn!
Meanwhile at the bus-stop, Grandma lay her head upon a strange smelling watermelon! All around her was long bits of pink chiffon that had ripped on nails! There became a fight over jello moulds because Grandma spat