Have a laugh at this!

[Patricia]

This is supposedly written by Billy Connolly...I thought it was hilarious!

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
>> billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
>> that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a
>> breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
>> removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak
>> show.
>>
>> And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,
>> and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>>
>> How stupid are we?
>>
>> Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
>> get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day. What a
>> bunch of bull****!
>>
>> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
>> sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
>> started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget
>> pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
>>
>> **** 'em.
>>
>> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
>> mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
>> friends
>> and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
>> nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>>
>> I don't ****ing care.
>>
>> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
>> contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
>> own unpopularity.
>>
>> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
>> leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
>>
>> If it's funny, send it on.
>>
>> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
>> Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead
>> elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
>> letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
>>
>> Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
>> Your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
>>
>> Have a nice day.
>>
>>
>> Billy Connelly
>>
>>
>> P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then **** off

[MissieK]

Love it. I've seen it before & it still makes me laugh.

Melissa

[capricorn]

My Husband and Son won 2 tickets to see Billy Connolly when he was in Adelaide a few years back B***dy funny show from all accounts They even got his autograph (one each in fact) Funny guy and he makes you laugh by talking about such seemingly mundane every day things

[Naomi]

Ohhh, he says what I think!!! (well, without all the #&*^&$@). He's pretty funny, I love it when he's on Parkinson. I read his autobiography (or maybe the biography his wife wrote, can't remember) and he's a really interesting guy behind all the laughs as well.

[Barbara]

hilarious. He is a brilliant comedian & it would be great to see him on stage

[mel35]

Thanks for sharing that Patricia! It's hillarious! I love Billy

And now I'm going to forward this on to all my #$%@$# friends who keep emailing me chainmails. I am so sick of them

[Ness]

That is funny as %*&$ i love it