300 Word Story *game*

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to

[Monty]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police

[Leigh]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station

[Monty]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and

[mel35]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans

[Monty]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and

[Pam]

A rainy summer's afternoon a little bit after 5pm Sunday I went tiptoeing along with my hand on my revolver! Considering what I had done. I then screamed loudly Woo Hoo as grandma skidded across the floor! Suddenly up flew my favourite pet chicken, Cornelius.
Grandma began laughing because Samuel catapulted through the barnyard landing in the new Mercedes covered in expensive cow hide! Quick get Bruce before something explodes!
Bruce manages to get the only flammable pair of undies off with secataurs! But then I grabbed Grandma by her knickers and bra. She manages to undo my chunky wallet, full of used lottery tickets, when my mobile vibrated! Who could be calling?!?Inspector Dolmathes demanded that Grandma immediately go to the Police station and bring Baked Beans and Bruce