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11-08-2010 08:33 PM #1Animals Rule, People Drool
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little cluster...
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your pet. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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11-08-2010 08:47 PM #2Just me and me dog:)
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Thats so true I would put Lucy in the Jack Russell category
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
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12-08-2010 08:24 AM #3Trust in God. She will provide.
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
I can't find Rosie in there....she would probably say "Where's my Mummy?"
I am beautiful inside and out so I should love myself unconditionally.
Weather it be or weather it not Heather complains 'cause it's far from hot
Her disdain for the rain is catching on quickly To Mad Old Cow she can be quite prickly
Grab jumper, a scarf or even a dog.
That'll warm you up, you jolly great snob!!
In humour by Kekka
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12-08-2010 08:57 AM #4
Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
LOL Denim is the cattle dog through & through, Boof I think he would be like the old english sheepdog !!!
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12-08-2010 05:31 PM #51am does not count as morning
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
that is so good!
These little wagons hitched themselves to my star...
Madeline Beth 10 * Gabriel Christian 8
* Theodore Taliesin 4 * Angelus Xavier 2 * Israel Alexander 9 mths
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13-08-2010 07:43 PM #6Advanced Member
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Re: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Yeah... Nice and true, I just remembered cartoon UP ))
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She really is a cutie Jen. I think she would be a great playmate. Too bad Daisy has turned me off dogs altogether.. The demanding little so and so..LMAO
How cute is this!