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  1. 20-01-2012 10:43 PM #1
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    If Men Got Pregnant.

    Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

    There would be a cure for stretch marks.

    Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

    All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

    Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

    Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

    They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

    Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

    Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

    Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

    They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

    Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.

    Women would rule the world.
    TO KNOW SOMEONE HERE OR THERE WITH WHOM YOU FEEL THERE IS AN UNDERSTANDING IN SPITE OF DISTANCES OR THOUGHTS UNEXPRESSED----THAT CAN MAKE OF THIS EARTH A GARDEN.
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    Re: If Men Got Pregnant.

    hehehe
    You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only option left.
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    Re: If Men Got Pregnant.

    Whilst on that topic what about if men got periods........1 weeks paid sick leave per month; no jobs done around the house one week per month; sanitary products would be free; PMS would stand for PAIN, MOANING AND SUFFERING 24/7 one week per month and maybe, just maybe we might get some tea and sympathy????
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  4. 21-01-2012 10:03 AM #4
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    Re: If Men Got Pregnant.

    sanitary products would be free
    ....or at least GST free.
    I am beautiful inside and out so I should love myself unconditionally.

    Weather it be or weather it not Heather complains 'cause it's far from hot
    Her disdain for the rain is catching on quickly To Mad Old Cow she can be quite prickly
    Grab jumper, a scarf or even a dog.
    That'll warm you up, you jolly great snob!!
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  5. 21-01-2012 01:56 PM #5
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    Re: If Men Got Pregnant.

    If men were the ones to give birth the human race would have become extinct by now.
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  6. 21-01-2012 09:35 PM #6
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    Re: If Men Got Pregnant.

    You're not wrong there.......MOTHER nature got it right.
    I am beautiful inside and out so I should love myself unconditionally.

    Weather it be or weather it not Heather complains 'cause it's far from hot
    Her disdain for the rain is catching on quickly To Mad Old Cow she can be quite prickly
    Grab jumper, a scarf or even a dog.
    That'll warm you up, you jolly great snob!!
    In humour by Kekka
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  7. 22-01-2012 01:17 PM #7
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    Re: If Men Got Pregnant.

    Bahaha too funny , gees I can still remember with my first one I was so morning sick all day and all night and DH was trying to force feed me, needless to say he got told to F*&k off it no uncertain terms and yet I went back 3 more times , not sure DH would have done so
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