A light dig at the men !!

[Frannie]

> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> -----------------------------------------------
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
> -----------------------------------------------
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
> -----------------------------------------------
> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
> -----------------------------------------------
> And the personal favorite:
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
> -----------------------------------------------
> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
> heart.
> Then you are just an old sour fart!
> -----------------------------------------------
> One for the ladies........
> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What
> setting do I use on the washing machine?'
> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
> He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
> And they say blondes are dumb.
> -----------------------------------------------
> A couple is lying in bed.
> The man says,
> 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.'
> -----------------------------------------------
> 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of
> the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
> the lawn like this?'
> 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
> ---------------------------------------------
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
> -----------------------------------------------
> Dear Lord,
> I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
> for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
> death.
> AMEN
> -----------------------------------------------
> Q: Why do little boys whine?
> A: They are practicing to be men.
> ----------------------------------------------
> Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
> calling your name?
> A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
> -----------------------------------------------
> Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
> -----------------------------------------------
> Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
> And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
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[Cherie]

Fran.

[happyasapiginmud]

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
> -----------------------------------------------
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
Yes I am

[redrobyn]

Frannie..You're norty.

[Frannie]

Frannie..You're norty.

Yeap.....

[dizzy lizzy]

good for a start to the day, very funny and a little norty.

[Heather]

Oldie but still a goodie.