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Thread: For Mother's Day
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12-05-2012 10:30 AM #1Trust in God. She will provide.
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For Mother's Day
The Vocabulary of a Mother
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the children would care to order a dessert.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Whodunit: None of the children who live in your house.
Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.I am beautiful inside and out so I should love myself unconditionally.
Weather it be or weather it not Heather complains 'cause it's far from hot
Her disdain for the rain is catching on quickly To Mad Old Cow she can be quite prickly
Grab jumper, a scarf or even a dog.
That'll warm you up, you jolly great snob!!
In humour by Kekka
Thank you Cherish
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12-05-2012 11:55 AM #2O.M.G.
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Re: For Mother's Day
Yep...
Love the life you live. Live the life you love!! Bob Marley
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12-05-2012 02:15 PM #3Advanced Member
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Re: For Mother's Day
Right on.
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12-05-2012 02:22 PM #4Is it wine o'clock yet?
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Re: For Mother's Day
I wanted a thumbs up icon but there only appears to be a thumbs down, so the yes icon comes closest.
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12-05-2012 04:36 PM #5Count your age by friends, not years
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Re: For Mother's Day
Totally agree!!!
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes" - William Gibson
A stranger is only a friend you haven't met yet
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12-05-2012 07:01 PM #6Trust in God. She will provide.
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Re: For Mother's Day
My son's name is supposed to be as his father's middle name .....however, I felt the need to have this option....so officially it is Samuel.Full Name: What you call your child when you're angry with him.I am beautiful inside and out so I should love myself unconditionally.
Weather it be or weather it not Heather complains 'cause it's far from hot
Her disdain for the rain is catching on quickly To Mad Old Cow she can be quite prickly
Grab jumper, a scarf or even a dog.
That'll warm you up, you jolly great snob!!
In humour by Kekka
Thank you Cherish
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12-05-2012 07:49 PM #7swizzle sticks
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Re: For Mother's Day
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
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